Hitting A Dry Spell

I have just realized that I have a hit a dry spell spanking-wise. I haven't gotten spanked since November. Isn't that pathetic for a spanko? I remember a time when I played every weekend and if I went longer than about two or three weeks without a spanking I climbed the walls.
I suppose maybe it has something to do with getting older or starting to prefer quality or quantity. But going three months without a spanking is just unheard of for me. I have to face it that it's getting harder and harder for me to meet people I really click with on that all-important spanking level.
I doubt it would unravel the space/time continuum if I had to go longer than this without a spanking, but I mean...I'm a spanko...getting spanked
is what I do and I used to be good at it.
But I have to face it that maybe this dry spell isn't all my fault. The men I have chatted with lately have mostly been of the lame variety. I mean, I realize that we are a less polite society as a whole but don't any of these guys know what manners are??
I had one guy leave me an offline message that he wanted to chat. So, being the polite woman I am, I left him a message to look me up anytime. His reply to me was "For sex???" See what I mean? His lame excuse was that he thought I was a "Bot" (not a real person evidently) and I was trying to sell him online porn. He said that's how they snag you. Well, excuse me but does a "bot" usually have a profile complete with a picture? I dumped him in what I call the "Permanent Asshole File", you get my drift.
Another person I chatted with told me that "bottoms aren't entitled to courtesy". He joined my other friend in the PAF. Another guy I had been chatting with told me "Maybe we can get together this Saturday...I'll let you know Friday if I can make it." What am I? Last minute plans? I'm sorry, but do the rest of you feel that is totally inconsiderate? Or am I being a bit overly sensative?
So is it any wonder I've hit a slump? Well, I'll take my cue from professional athletes. You know how they are. They slump for a few weeks then come back batting over .500. Those of us who aren't in a relationship and don't have a 24/7 spanking partner just go through these spells at times. This is my longest dry spell in five years. I usually have two or three people I play with on a regular basis. Due to life being what it is, I've had to find new people to play with. And I haven't been having much luck. It doesn't help that 90% of the men who look me up are young guys who want me to spank them. When I tell them I don't spank, that I'm just a bottom, I get nothing more from them. One guy was in Rhode Island and he thought I could just fly there on my private jet or something and play with him. He even left me his phone number...and I am a complete stranger. Well, it's nice to know there's someone out there more desperate than I am.
Even more than the spanking, I miss just talking to people who are like me. It's like everyone has gone into hibernation or something. The last guy who spanked me is someone I hadn't seen or heard from in about 4 1/2 years. He just looked me up out of the blue. He told me he had gone back to his wife but that she was "understanding about this". Really? Then how come you haven't even written to ask how I'm doing? Maybe the wifey poo isn't as understanding as you would have me believe. I mean, even though I have a strict no sex rule, most vanilla wives find it hard to believe a guy can spank another woman and it doesn't lead to sex. Honey, all it led to was dinner and I paid for my own. Nothing even remotely sexual happened. But I think that is going to be the end of getting together with this gentleman, which is a shame because he's a good spanker.
So I just have to do like REO Speedwagon said and "ride the storm out". Sooner or later I know I'll hit the jackpot again...in the meantime, my bottom is really, really white and really, really cold. It's February after all!
Have a good one and spank on!