Sunday, February 22, 2009

Spanking On TV...I Wish

Are you like me and miss the "good ol' days" when spanking was seen on an at least semi-regular basis? I don't watch much network television I will admit to that, but it seems the "spanking reference" (as I call it) has made a comeback. I don't really like spanking threats but if that's all you're offered you take what you can get, right?

My favorite show the last few years has been "NCIS"; the show about the Naval Investigative Service. Not likely to have a spanking on that show, right? Well, a girl can dream can't she? I think there is at least one character that can be called "one of us". If you watch the show at all you know I'm talking about "the Goth chick"; Abby. The girl is kinky. Come on...she wears a collar (usually leather), short plaid or leather skirts, high heeled boots, sports tattoos and tops it all off with little girl pigtails or braids. If this girl isn't begging for a spanking, I don't know who is.

To my mind she is begging for someone to take her over their knee and give her that spanking she wants so desperately. But who? To me there is only one logical though politically incorrect choice: her boss, Agent Gibbs played by Mark Harmon. Girls, please...who wouldn't want to get spanked by this hunk and former People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive winner? Doesn't matter if he isn't a I said, a girl can dream, can't she?

For those who like that kind of thing (and it looks like Abby does), he is appropriately dominant, has a past with some of the women he has worked with and, most importantly, isn't above slapping the male agents in the back of the head. Abby wants that slap...just a little lower down in my opinion. I think Abby has a huge father figure thing for Gibbs and at times her behavior seems purposely irritating. We in the scene call that bratting. Oh how I wish Gibbs would accommodate the beautiful girl (who stands 5' 10" and has legs to die for) who obviously wouldn't mind being manhandled in this way.
I can think of all kinds of shows where the female lead could use a good spanking from the male lead. My other favorite TV shows are two "Law and Order" spin offs; "Criminal Intent" (which now features the hunky brainiac Jeff Goldblum) and "Special Victims Unit", which features Chris Maloni; another hunk who always appears with his sleeves rolled up and blue eyes blazing...ah, if only he would take the lovely Mariska Hargitay across his knee...I think a spanking scene between the two of them would be so incredibly hot.

Is it just me or did it get hot in here all of a sudden? You know, as they say, I may not know art but I know what I like. I don't think I'll ever see Abby get her wish but fantasies are so much fun...

Be sure to let me know who you think could use (or at least wants) a spanking on TV...

That's all for nice and play safe, Kiddies!

Cigi has left the building. :)


Michael said...

Hi, Cigi!

I mostly watch sports on TV but NCIS has been my favorite network show for years. Abby is definitely kinky and one of us. Like you mentioned, love her short plaid skirts and leather collar with "O" ring. She looked fantastic as Marilyn Monroe on the Halloween show a couple of seasons ago. Abby and Gibbs should definitely hook up.


PK said...

You read my mind! Mark Harmon just has to be one of us! He is too good looking not to be. I do remember one show where Abby asks Gibbs "Are you going to smack my head" and he replies, "Not your head." Gave me the tingles!


Dr. Ken said...

You should definitely look for reruns from, I think, Season Two of NCIS. I think it's the same show that PK was talking about. As I remember it, Abby Sciuto was in her red jump suit, taking photos of a car. Gibbs was waiting on her as she goes rattling on about something or other. I forget the dialogue leading up to it, but Gibbs finally says to her, "I'm going to have to start smacking you like I do DiNozzo."
Abby laughs it off, saying, "You wouldn't." And then she gets a worried look on her face, and asks, "Would you?"
And Gibbs leans in a little closer and tells her, "It wouldn't be on the head."
At which point Abby gets a little mad, crinkles up her nose, raises her camera and snaps a flash photo right in Gibbs' face!

The one I'd like to see spanked is Ziva David, played by Cote De Pablo. Except, of course, she could probably kill anyone who dared with one finger. Still, during her run on the show, the directors have taken ample opportunity to shoot close-ups of her behind!

Anonymous said...

Cigi, I have watched that show faithfully the last few months as well and I do agree with you. It does seem like Abby and Gibbs have a good relationship since he is so protective of her more so than the other female agents but of course he knows the other female agents can take care of themselves. Tony (can't spell his last name) usually gets the smack upside the head and he deserves it! LOL! I have only seen McGee get smacked once or twice by Gibbs but a few times by Tony and Abby!

Angie said...

oh Abby very much needs some spankings! Gibbs would make such a Perfect spanker, sigh!

Abby should just have a brush or paddle or strap hanging right there,so everytime she gets off track he has something handy.

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Anonymous said...

OMG i completly agree with all of you i love the scene when Gibbs threatens Abby with a spanking, mark Harmon in my opinion is sexy,brave,mysteriouse,and tough the perfect spanker aswell i wish he was mine! :D

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I really enjoyed this piece, – thanks so much for articulating fantasy v. reality in such a sweet, engaging way. A pleasure to read!